THE MIGHTY MIGHTY MEGATRON – Cyberverse “Whatever It’s Called” Megatron – The Big Grey Evil One

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NEW! STRAIGHT FROM CYBERTRON! FOR THE MODERN SPACE DICTATOR ON THE GO… A TANK!

Yeah, so I think the Transformers Cyberverse line of toys is a big load of old cobblers.

Cheap and nasty!~!

Not for me.

The cartoon also looks rather bland and uneventful.

But then I found this Megatron what turns into a tank in the store……. and I didn’t like it.

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But then I watched a video review and he kind of grew on me (’twas Baltmatrix). So I went back next week and picked it up and it’s pretty cool. I like it. Mind changed, or warped? Both good options.

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Then I ate my hat, because what else do you do when the week before you rubbished the whole line on social media on Transformers FB pages?

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BEWARE OF PLASTIC CRACK ADDICTS IN YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD AND DON’T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT

 

THE MIGHTY MIGHTY MEGATRONS

He’s a rather lovely BEEFCAKE-ATRON, and turns into a hefty tank that would certainly crush my enemies without mercy. In a line up, he looks like Megatron and that’s good enough for me. I’d pick him for villain of the week for sure.

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FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY… THE MIGHTY MIGHTY MEGATRONS

Manly shoulders, shitty limited articulation, but fuck me he looks mean and would kill you as soon as look at you. His fusion cannon is a fuckload of chunk and that sneering face just says “Don’t mess with me son!”

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GUESS WHO DIDN’T SKIP LEG DAY?
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HINT: THIS GUY

The box is rather fetching for once (most modern TF packaging is criminally banal) check out that side profile action. Megs is all leaping into action while a faction logo weirdly hovers above his head and we get the business end of that mighty fusion cannon.

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Over on the rear of the box, the usual showing of the phallic pink lipstick fusion cannon in tank mode as we’ve come to expect from our glorious despot leader. He’s so manly, *sigh* Optimus is on the back of the box too and seems to have been shrunk down by some sort of shrinking ray. Oh, wait. That’s perspective.

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Rather pink, the old “Fusion Mega Shot” gimmick. The button is on the flipside, it flips back and forth and is in no way phallic by any stretch of the imagination. Please keep jokes about “one more shot” to yourself you damn perverts.

This post is about good clean safe toys for kids like evil alien tanks that used to be guns, and I’ll thank you not to degrade yourself with such demented thoughts that might arise from such imagery as lipstick fusion cannons. I for one would much rather see kids these days driving tanks down the street firing the canon at the neighbors than fucking about with toy guns, those things are dangerous.

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“MEGATRON, HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO ACCUSATIONS OF PLANET WIDE GENOCIDE?”

Cyberverse Megatron is a fun toy, the tank mode rolls like a boss bitch cruising down the interstate crushing the skulls of enemies beneath their heels while laughing with an evil menace. This one is “ultimate class” I call it “Leader” because “ultimate” is fucking stupid, confusing and redundant like a decade ago. The plastic is hefty and this kid-centric toy feels like it might actually stand up to being played with for more than five minutes before it breaks.

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He’s large and in charge, costs just a little more than your average Voyager size figure and he has some mighty shelf presence and one of the coolest cyber-tank modes I’ve yet seen. He’s not for everyone, but I’m damn pleased with his merciless if controversial ways. DEATH TO THE AUTOBOTS!

 

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Defender of the Digital Streaming Universe: Playmates 16″ 2018 Legendary Defender Voltron [aka NETFLIX Voltron]

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So I finally paid off my other big ass super combining robot. He’s an amazing toy (on the left) but I admit the combined mode doesn’t photograph too well.

The 1984 big and boxy one on the right above looks great in photo, his proportions just sing out manly 80’s Voltron. While his Netflix counterpart is more spherical and rounded all over, giving him more depth from the side and back, but from the front looks a little odd.

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In hand, he actually looks great. I’m super glad I picked up both at the same time. But it took a while to complete as the black lions from both sets were not available at all in my home state, so I ordered them from Amazon USA before they permanently shut down shipping anything to Australia. Those fuckers.

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Good thing I grabbed my TMNT Mega Blox collection earlier this year. If I had not, I would be right royally screwed now with the option to not buy any of them, not to mention it would have been impossible to complete either of these Voltrons, as TRU / Toy’s R Us was one of the very few stores to get the Playmates Voltron toys in, and not only did they sell out in the first week, but the stores have now closed down like the US and UK TRU stores (despite not being related to them debt wise).

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Anyhow, I’m pissed off about the amazon now being off limits for buying cheap (as in non inflated) comic book trades, action figures and transformers. FUCK YOU AMAZON from down under. We get royally ripped on prices for so many things in Australia, I’d love to be able to shop local, but so many things we don’t get here at all, or if we do they are 2-3 times the normal recommended retail price, and woefully understocked.

Yeah they opened an “OZZIE AMAZON” but fuck me it’s a joke of  store.

1. The shit still ships from the US.

2. Items listed by asshole sellers are the wild west of prices. If you think ebay has gone to shit with scalpers and con-men, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

Okay, so the other Voltron is finally assembled and the above rant is done (you could have just skipped to this part….stop complaining….)

MELLO YELLO

The Yellow Lion was the first toy I bought from the line to try out and see what the quality was like. Very happy with him. Poses great, wonderful features, detail etc. He’s got Gumby in his mouth if you missed that last photo above, showing off his spring hinged jaw gimmick.

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I put the other Lion Limb-bots on layby/lay-away to pay off, then ordered both Black Lions online from Fucksville. By which I mean the store that is now dead to me. Except for digital books I guess? Damn it…….is my Kindle now useless?

The Netflix Voltron aka Legendary Defender toy released in 2018, based on the show that premiered in 2016 and has being going gangbusters ever since, with many seasons of episodes to enjoy. I’ve only watched the first and some of the second seasons. It’s on the backburner while I power through the Japanese Transformers shows and various 70’s/80’s Super Robot Anime. I’ll get to them all eventually, no rush.

LOGOS EXTREMUS

I really dig the packaging of both Voltron sets. I was going to take some more pics, but finally chucked the boxes yesterday as they were just taking up too much space. Fortunately I snapped a couple the day I got them home.

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The logo, background, brief copy blub on the right, diagram of how they combine and features laid out in a way that is both functional and stylish. It still amazes me how so many modern toys get their packaging dead wrong. Bad fonts, shitty logos, poor color choices, poor color contrast –  not telling you about basic features etc. It’s clearly an afterthought for budgetary reasons, but still sloppy and horrible on many modern toys.

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Yellow Lion photographs real well. Here is the Netflix version with his eighties counterpart and a little yellow Last Knight Squeaks for fun.

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Back of the box for the Voltron ’84 version, again shows off he features well, and nice product shot with that classic space-grid I love from Tron / Voltron / Genesis games of the 80’s. The articulation on the Netflix Lions is just great. Compare below how I was able to pose Yellow Lion (left) in a downward slinking posture, like when cats stalk things to kill.

The joints are good quality and he really is quite poseable, while the retro 80s set is the opposite. Big and boxy, nigh-unposeable. I love both for different reasons.

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Here is the whole team together in their lion modes. The faces look great, but hard to get a decent photo of them due to how bloody big they are.

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Side on with Blue and Yellow lion, note how many places the legs can bend.

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Close up of Black, Green and Red lions front on. The only one that look a bit odd is black lion, as he is just so damn big next to the other in Lion/cat mode. Oh well, the real world has its giant robot cats in many varying sizes I guess.

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The two big ‘n burly bastards together. I love them both. Sheer awesome. Feet are a bit robo-derpy on the Netflix one, but fuck me who stares at robot feet?

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Yellow and Blue make up the legs and have more natural physique / shape to them that mimics real world cats/lions. The Red and Green lion for arms have an elbow joint in their waist, which makes them look a little odd, but not so much that it ruins them or anything. The jaws have a spring gimmick, so you can get them to hold small things if you like.

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The Netflix Voltron team in lion mode in front of their older brother.

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My plan is to have the Netflix set in lion mode on a shelf at some point, as I like them better that way, and the old school version in combined robot mode. Check out Black Lion below, so wicked. Would you mess with him? No way!

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Well, not too many words here. Great voice gimmicks – 50 phrases in each Black Lion with super crisp audio samples – sturdy strong plastic, cool design and a great budget price. What is not to love? Apparently there was a later release a month or so after these ones as box sets, so be on the lookout for those if you are after any of them. I never saw them, as they were small in number and all sold out again pretty fast like the first lot.

So happy with both of these  sets. So much so that as a non-fan I’ve just finished downloading GOLION to watch on my tablet on weekends with full english subtitles.

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I highly recommend both sets for kids or adults. If you’re a Chogokin collector, into diecast etc then this is not what you are looking for. But then Chogokin’s are like $500-, $600, this set is more like $150 all up.

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Great play value, great cartoon aesthetic, awesome voice samples and just look brilliant with other big robots, transformers, or cartoon themed toys in general. Both sets can’t be beat for sheer shelf presence and fun. Kids can even play with them without breaking them in five seconds. How many modern toys can you say that about?

GET INTO IT!

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Galvatron – Purple or Blue? The Fashion Challenged Emperor of Destruction [TRANSFORMERS 1986 MOVIE SERIES]

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Fans seemingly love to argue what Generation One Galvatron’s color is.

It’s a silly, tedious  and pointless discussion, so of course I’m going to talk about it.

Along the way we’ll take a look at how Galvatron has been coloured in his Generation One toy, cartoon and comic book aesthetic.

We will also take a look at his model sheet and dubious concept art.

But keep in mind the toy was based on the original movie character (the reverse of the usual process), so I’m going to defer to the medium Galvatron was first created in (animation) for his intended colors rather than the cluster fuck of misinformation that was the toy and promotional tie in materials that featured Galvatron.

ALL THE PRETTY THINGS THAT CHANGE

The Transformers The Movie (1986) on screen animated Galvatron leans towards a blue-purple-hue, while later in Season 3 of The Transformers TV show he’s usually more deep or light purple, but even that varied and was inconsistent. Plus when you throw shadow on him, or different light sources in the cartoon his colour would change again.

Typically in Japan when Galvatron has appeared in promotional hand drawn comic style images – he’s usually the lilac or lavender color associated with royalty or emperors in various cultures, which is also the color used for the reissue toy below on the right, and the color of many Takara-TOMY produced Galvatron toys over the years. While for some this lighter lilac color makes sense, to me he he just looks like one of those old cheap bathtub toys for little kids.

Below is a color grid that I will call The Purple Grid for the sake of simplicity. In this grid you can see the potential shades of Purple that Galvatron has been in animation and toy production. Purple being a mix of  Red and Blue – it changes in shade depending on how much red or blue is dominant in the mix. People often have trouble distinguishing subtle colors in these shades with their naked eye – especially at a distance.

You don’t have to be color blind to confuse colors – but if you’ve never been exposed to say many different varieties of colors in the natural world such as the wild flowers on green trees and bushes the ones our eyes have been trained to see and value or avoid over thousands of years, then we tend to be a bit collectively…. I don’t know… color dumb?

Our perception and cognition lumps what we see most often into the most familiar categories such as red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet etc – giving us seven broad colors (as well as black and white). In contrast the range of colors there are in the physical world, current estimates are around 10,000,000. Yes, that’s ten million. That’s a few more than we see in a typical week.

…what one botanist calls red may not be what everyone else calls red. Barring a persons ability to see all of the visible light spectrum, there is no set standard, for flowers at least, as to where we draw the lines between colors. What we end up with at the end of the day are lumped packages of color pertaining to a chunk of the spectrum visible to us. – InDefenseofPlants.com

As many Transformers toy photographers know, Purple and it’s various shades and mixes is a real pain to photograph. That’s because under variable lighting conditions (more light, or less light etc) it changes shade to our visible eye. As do all colors really, but Purple is just that much more noticeable with even a small difference in lighting. Now, the toy being photographed doesn’t change, just our PERCEPTION of it does according to how much or how little light is present.

THE BLURPLE EMPEROR

And the same thing happens in animation where we have simulated light and shadows. Now, here is a cropped piece of Galvatron’s chest from Transformers The Movie (1986). It’s not the best quality as I’ve had to enlarge it from a relatively low resolution image.

To the left of the image, note the lighter color. The area in shadow to the right, and the middle left has his faction symbol. In this square alone, we have Galvatron showing three shades from The Purple Grid. A portion of his chest is lit, other portions are unlit.

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Now let’s take a look at how Galvatron sometimes appears in promotional materials, often in his Manga form, or fan art – which was different than his standard movie version and the toy box art. The art below shows the contrast not only in Galvatron’s potential color shades, but also his alt design elements such as his more spiky crown, different chest, different legs, knees and feet.  The Galvatron below left is the one we typically encounter when we watch the Western cartoons, but both versions here have elements that appear in early stages of the toy and toon production.

Above we can see the main dominant shades Galvatron tends to get colored in. Below left is the Marvel UK comics Galvatron, and on the right his Marvel US Transformers comic profile appearance, which is based on his animation model, but colored in the weird toy deco colors. Confused yet? Why the heck was Galvaton grey in the comics, instead of in his movie colors? My assumption is that they typically had the black and white model sheet, but only the toy / toy based art for color reference. Which explains a good number of weird stuff when it comes to Galvatron. There was *also* a comic released as a direct adaptation of the animated 1986 film where Galvatron has his proper movie colors.

So already we have Galvatron appearing in shades of purple, lilac, lavender and grey, with his torso seemingly almost never drawn the same way twice.

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Even when Galvatron was colored consistently, he still shows up in different shades/lighting of that color. And don’t get me started on the inconsistencies of his torso. Like in that toy pic at the top, same mold, diff torsos! And is his arm cannon on his forearm or bicep? The answer is both, depends on what material you look at.

I was going to skip over the Marvel Transformers The Movie comics adaptation showing Galvatron…..because it’s a major fucking headache. I don’t want a further tangent into 1980’s comics color theory, I’ve already redacted an entire section of this article on that topic. #PRINTINGPROBLEMS

I’ll post this image below, and then NEVER speak of it again *sigh*

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If you thought that was strange enough, check out this epic kids books cover below from Ladybird…

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Ladybird  licensed book using  unfortunate art with the toy deco

GETTING DARKER ONE CEL AT A TIME

Most mainstream low budget western animated TV shows don’t have a whole lot going on when it comes to lighting and shading. It’s very basic, or nonexistent. With theatrical animated films – it’s a different story. Big budgets mean more special effects. In the real world, you point a camera and there is going to be light and dark. In animation, it’s all virtual. There is no camera, there is no light. So it has be a special effect. If the people making the animation don’t know what they are doing – then it looks shit. When they do know what they are doing – then you don’t even notice the virtual lighting – it’s seamless and doesn’t draw attention to itself like any traditional well made film.

In this image below, we can see the light source is clearly “off virtual camera” to the right, with the light falling across Galvatron in a leftward direction. As a result of this light, we can see both light and dark elements on his model. This virtual light is either Unicron himself, or a sun/star whatever. This is the beginning of some fanboy arguments right here.

In different transfers of the film (there have been multiple slightly different versions over the years) Galvatron appears more towards the lilac part of the The Purple Grid, while in other versions he was more closer to the darker Purple toys that Hasbro typically makes. And whenever he is lit, partially or fully – the shade changes again. So, you have several different cuts of the film, with different qualities of transfers (typically too bright or too washed out looking) and then you throw in the settings on whatever TV you watched it on – and it gives a whole stupid fucking spectrum of misconception.

It’s interesting that the earliest Galvatron images by Floro Dery were just black and white, and that as production moved along – versions of that image were used for products. Box and toy reference, licensed tie in stuff. The usual low quality cash grab bullshit. However, there is  a really weird chain of people having different references, adding or taking away various details and it’s a whole article of its own that somebody else already wrote over at The Mechanical Maniacs website.

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This article linked above is a great informative read, and this version is updated from an earlier version. It’s easier to read. However I have saved an older version of The Mechanical Maniacs Galvatron Guide, which has the early rare images no longer in the final version of the article for some reason. It was this older version I read multiple times, so if you want to check out the older version here it is linked below. I recommend READ the article in the above link, then click over to the second link to see the images. Some mind boggling stuff in there.

The Mechanical Maniacs Gauntlet’s Guide to Galvatron mk2 History of a Madman (older version)

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The short story version of why is Galvatron such a bloody inconsistent maniac is materials were rushed out during production (to external parties) as is typical of a multimedia licensed production – resulting in a mix of weird inconsistent coloring for Galvatron. His FINAL FORM was still being created while early materials were supplied in time for licensed merch to be out in time to coincide with the release of the movie.

I mean look at his official box art below, sweet fucking robo-jesus, what is going on there? Look at his head, those shoulders, the weird gun in his hand, his legs. You can see some of the various elements that chopped and changed through his early designs to final form. I never liked his stupid vertical shoulder pads (which only make sense as a stand in cannon mode), at least here in this design the horizontal shoulder pads make more sense even if they are still damn ugly.

 

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Galvatron Box art courtesy of Botch the Crab: http://botchthecrab.com/archive/teletran.asp?coat=decepticon&year=1986

HEY KIDS! LICENSED CRAP!

A quick stop over in Ladybird Books town before we move on to the final section. Ladybird books (and other publishers) put out various licensed story and coloring books. Check out the first square which uses stills from the movie vs the other images that use the toy based art, and even more art based on the toy based art.

The legacy of this Grey Galvatron color scheme stuff brought us the likes of the insane time travelling Galvatron over in Furman’s Transformers UK, so it’s kind of cool that Galvatron the Grey can legitimately be considered a different character than his 1986 movie counterpart. Also note that once again, Galvatron is not drawn the same way in any of these four images below. That’s not artistic choice, it’s the early reference materials that were constantly changing/evolving so different artists had different source material to base their version on. Take not below of different his crown/helmet is in each image. The kids book cover where he is being slammed in the robo-balls is of course unintentional comedy gold, as well as horrifically bad art.

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So what you have is not a matter or right and wrong, of proveable facts – but personal preference and fans dodgy memories, dodgy home movie transfers, shitty resolution TV’s incapable of showing the full spectrum of colors used in the film and inconsistent licensed and promotional tie in material for the Transformers movie and the Galvatron toys, with different source material given out to licencees that leads to the confusion about what his colors are, were or “should” be.

What color is Galvatron? A big fuck off rainbow of confusion and bullshit that’s what. Feel free to argue with me about it and submit your own theory.

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GALVATRON COMPARISONS AND CONFUSIONS

Moving on, let’s take a look at his animation style sheet, based on Floro Dery’s illustration. Keep in mind the first version was black and white, the colors were added later. And style sheets are “guides” they are not meant to be definitive.

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Also featured on Floro Dery’s own blog (not appearing until modern times for the public eye) is this concept art for Galvatron. Some of this art appears to be old concepts, but redrawn and done in watercolor. I can’t say how early the very first Dery Galvatron appeared as he worked privately on his work, which was later sent to Hasbro under contract (Dery designed the original movie characters). Dery is also known for stretching the truth, so we have no date for this mechanical image other than when it appeared online, and a lot of his concept art for both Transformers and Pirates of Dark Water went up for sale on Dery’s Daughters’s page on Etsy.

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The mechanical theme and extra detail is a consistent motif across Floro Dery’s other concept pieces, and you see below it literally is the same picture of Galvatron  just more like an X-Ray version showing some of his interiors. Which version came first I don’t know. The model sheet version was modified even further for his final movie form.

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Time for another comparison. Let’s take that Floro Dery movie style model, and compare it to some later Manga style art. You can really spot the differences here with these three versions in a row. Check out the knees and crown for example, which are different in all three versions.

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And let’s compare Dery’s Galvatron to the toy based art.

YIKES! Bit of a difference there. And who thought he needed ANOTHER gun in his left hand? A giant plasma cannon / space carrot was not enough on his forearm?

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Let’s knock things up a notch and get on screen 1986 movie Galvatron in there for shits ‘n giggles. Things are getting crowded and it hurts my eyes, but we’re almost at the end, so take a deep breath and lets your senses bathe in confusion.

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The final movie version, and the UK comics version are my two favourite Galvatron designs.

To sum up, there is no “one mythical galvatron color” to rule them all. It just doesn’t exist. He’s grey, he’s purple, he’s blue, he’s lilac and lavender and a bit of everything in between depending on who is drawing him and what purpose they are using it for and how he is lit and what is image is being viewed on. If I’ve lead you down the rabbit hole, well you are going to have to find your own way back.

Every artist and colorist who touches the character may do him a little bit different than the previous person. Galvatron is wildly inconsistent, and that to me is more fun and more interesting than any definitive answer.

If you’ll excuse me, I have empires to rule, toys to collect and line cutters to deal with.

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NOTE: I did as much research as I could for this article. There are likely errors in here as some things are just unverifiable and come down to using your own reasoning and observation. If you have any corrections, feel free to add them and preferably with some sort of source.