Another RISE of the TMNT post, this time a big sweaty manly pig with attitude. Of all the new RISE Turtles figures, this is the one I KNEW the moment it was announced I HAD to have it. It’s the figure that really ticks the right boxes of lewd and disgusting in that grand Playmates vintage Turtles and Toxic Crusaders style. If you’re not down with that style, then you can fuck right off.
Getting a look at this fella, and he’s got a big old pork belly – enough to make Bebop jealous any day of the week.
On his hands he has what looks like metal gauntlets. I have not seen any episodes with Meat Sweats yet, so I look forward to seeing how he fights and what mischief he gets up to. Because nobody demanded it, the comparison you all wanted – some sweet Belly to Pork Belly action. Get some Pork on ya Fork!
I have my figure for now next to Bebop on top of a Garbage Truck from the Grossery Gang toyline mixed in with my other vintage and modern Playmates Turtles shit. He fits in pretty well with old and new figures.
Not only does he have a big pork belly, but a nice slab of pork roast on that back, I really dig his arms and the little minor details.
This pig of course ain’t just any old Swine…..
Meat Sweats is voiced by Sex Pistols frontman Johhny Rotten. Any resemblance in entirely coincidental. What are you suggesting about our old man aging punk rocker? He’s a man baby, not a mutant!
Meat sweats comes with a meat mallet, and some kind of pink meat thing? Yeah I don’t know what the heck it is and the package is long gone suckers. So good luck with that one.
As much as I like the Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles line so far, if I had to pick a stand out figure – it’s undoubtedly this magnificent meaty sweaty bastard. He rude foul and obnoxious, the kind of pig you can bring home to mom and dad with a smile on your face. I can see some people picking this one up even as a one off as he is just so damn fun. GET INTO IT!