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A good looking Megatron with a nice jet mode and “meh” tank mode that is passable, but unspectacular in any way. I love the bot mode, but he is a bit plain looking. I guess Takara will add some nice flourishes here and there with their version – but I will be quite satisfied with the vanilla Beige-Bot from Hasbro that I already pre-ordered. He looks like another fun toy along with Astro Train and other voyager class dolls. I mean action figure super-robots, or whatever you want to call them.

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If you’ve read this blog, then you know I love Doublecross. He’s the character I use as my Avatar picture for this blog, and my favourite Generation 1 toy. The new update has a cool Headmasters cartoon look to him, rather than the look of the toy. I really dig it, and like Megs and a certain ninja six-changer – have already pre-ordered him. Can’t wait for this one to arrive! The dragon heads look just like the carton, and the bot mode is pretty cool, if I’m going to nitpick, his back is strangely hollow and empty, looks a bit rubbish, but I don’t display my figures backwards so I don’t care.

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I’ve wanted  a nice modern Black Shadow / Sky Shadow toy that looks more like the IDW comics version for ages. The G1 toy is nice, but I don’t want it. This new version ticks the right kind of boxes for me. He looks like a total bad-ass, and I am equally excited for his inevitable retool into everyone’s favourite IDW sadist – Overlord!!!!! Who saw that coming (pre-tease/reveal) NOBODY that’s who. Black Shadow is a definite buy for me. Look at him! He’s friggin awesome! Check out that head, those details, that paint scheme! He’s kind of my number one most wanted, except two other toys somehow pushed him back to #3 on the list and man is he PISSED about it, look at that face! **drool** I’ll be all over him like jam on toast.

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The original bad-ass six changing (actually seven modes, but the 7th mode is just as shit as his other modes) ninja bad-ass robot you send for when you absolutely, positively have to kill ever last mother fucker in the room. When it’s time for scorched earth baby and no survivors, you call Sixshot. Loyal, lethal another total bad-ass. The opportunity to have Sixshot, Megatron and Sky Shadow (and Overlord!!!) together in one modern toy line is like a dream come true.  I think Sky Shadow looks better as a toy, but man Sixshot would eat him for breakfast and shit him out by lunch.

Yeah, he’s awesome. I’ve preordered Sixshot already. I was tempted by DX-9’s very toon accurate Sixshot which is undeniably gorgeous, but I want a TOY to play with, rather than a MP style super-detailed statue of Sixshot that scales with nothing I own.  Who wants a six changer that you never change for fear of breaking it? No thanks. Titans Sixshot is chunky and cool, he’s a bit basic but he’s clearly going for the G1 toy look, and not so much the cartoon or comic book look as Dx9’s equally awesome toy is. If I was an MP collector, I’d be getting both, you can’t go wrong with either toy imo.


Why did I use a render of Sixshot and not a photo from one of the toy convention press? Well on the day of the event (as EVERYBODY already knows…*sigh*) they lost his head and had to make another one, so the pictures on display show a model-makers last minute effort head, and not his actual head so THAT’s why.

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Will Titans Trypticon be gigantic and epic and awesome?


Will he scale with…anything?


Do I even care?

Hmmm. No.

Will the original Dino Tripper-CON be of a better build quality than Titans Return Fortress Maximus (a.k.a. the leaning tower of Iacon) – I sure hope so.

WHAT I WANT TO SEE: My fingers are crossed that Titans Trypticon will not only be worth owning, but something to get excited about. Not just another slavish remake/reimagining but a toy that actually screams “HOLY CRAP THIS IS AWESOME BUY ME YOU BASTARDS!” – a toy so exciting as to defy all logical sense and inspire sub-literate gibbering and foaming at the mouth, and misuse of the english language.

THINGS I DON’T WANT TO SEE: Naked Donald Trump with a dinosaur face. A giant ZOID-alike with Trypticons head. A boring alt-mode. A boring Dino-Godzilla bot with nothing that makes him unique. Lazy paint apps. No cool accessories.

What if anything could Trypticon be retooled into I wonder? Only one thing comes to mind – another Trypticon such as the Beast Wars Gigatron version of the Generation 1 toy. Mostly it was the same toy re-released with a few different bells and whistles and an overly inflated price tag. You know – like every Fanboy pants wetting variant ever. IT’s kind of cool, I dig the bigger horn – but what’s up with the green racing dots down his back? UGH!

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So far we have seen a teaser of a leg (WOW!)  for Titans Tripper-DON, which may or may not be indicative of his final scale. I’m guessing he will shorter than Titans Fortress Maximus, as Trypticon and dinosaurs/Godzilla in general tend to be longer than they are tall.

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So I’m guessing Trypticon will we rather long, and maybe hunched down a bit more like say the T-Rex in Jurassic Park, than the more upright Generation 1 toy that resembles Godzilla/Mechagodzilla. But who knows, he could end up being just as tall as Fort Max, while being long as well, making him a total pain in the ass to find a spot for in just about any collection space-wise.

I want him to be epic and awe-inspiring and scary and give you that HELL YEAH HE’S BACK!!! both fists pumping in the air Rocky type moment when the final toy is revealed and I’m cautiously optimistic we will get something like that.

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Unlike Titans Fort Max, who I knew I would buy the moment he was announced, I’ll be waiting for final reveals and possible reviews before buying Trypticon, especially seeing as there is a third party War for Cybertron Trypticon toy right around the corner, and I will likely choose one rather than both of these toys. Unless they both happen to be phenomenal. Then I gotta catch em all.

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He’s Bad He’s Cool…He’s Nobodies Fool

Fortunately I just purchased the Platinum Edition G1 reissue of the original Trypticon, so after several decades of “gotta have that” I will finally be able to enjoy the original toy. Really, if you are  a Trypticon fan, it’s good news all around, as soon enough there will be something to satisfy just about everybodies tastes. I guess the next sensible thing will have to a Legion class or Deluxe/Leader Trypticon, most likely from another third party just to keep things interesting. Iron Factory have done a FANTASTIC representation of Scorponok, and I really hope those guys are the first out the gate with a small scale Trippy-CON in the same size as their Scorponok. I’d buy the fuck out of that.

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Well that is another bunch of words sent off into the ether, some more posts on Marvels’s TF Comics will be following shortly. Already written them, but you know, editing and stuff.






Playing with Transformers toys for a kid is a chance to walk in a fictional world, even if for a moment, a chance to see the world through the eyes of their favourite character, to imagine their own battles and stories taking shape. In a kid’s imagination, characters come to life, reality bends a little and we find ourselves in the place where pure imagination, fiction and fantasy meet, it’s an in between place that is its own kind of magic, neither fully here, nor there.

As adults we have so many other considerations in our daily lives, and all kinds of boring “serious” stuff (as well as the good stuff). But messing about with Transformers is an excuse for valuable and often neglected “play time”.  In that spirit, here are my personal TOP 5 TITANS RETURNS TOYS (so far), the ones that to me are the most fun. It’s not about what is slavishly accurate to this or that, or the toy with the best paint job (hey it’s not a fashion contest alright), it’s a list of the toys that are not afraid to be toys.


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I’ve only just started watching the Headmasters cartoon for the first time this year, and getting familiar with characters I’ve only seen previously in toy catalogs back in the 80s.

The Chromedome toy is a welcome surprise – as in how much I am enjoying this toy. I’m not a car guy, I love G1 and MP Sideswipe, he’s cool, sexy and red and goes fast – but other than that I don’t care for cars. Chromedome is not a character I expected to care for or like, but he is really growing on me. I like him in both the Headmasters cartoon and the IDW comics. How a weird two tones of Brown-mobile has captured my imagination so much, I don’t know.

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His head sculpt is wonderful, the details on such a budget priced toy are so very welcome and surprising with the overall trend of cheaper plastics, less detail etc than the glory days of the higher quality CHUG toys. Sure his limbs feel light and cheap and pop off far too easy like all the other Deluxes, but I don’t care. He’s awesome and I really dig this toy. He has so much personality to him. I like him so much so I’ve already pre-ordered his repaint character in the Wave 3 Deluxes. I also really like the drivers cockpit for the titan master, it’s my favourite out of the bunch, the little headmaster driver guy looks very cool in his sporty weird two-tone brown car.


Hardhead is just such a great looking toy – both the HASBRO and Takara versions look gorgeous. You really can’t go wrong with Hardhead. his cool long cannon gun can be held in hand or shoulder mounted, the gun fits well on his vehicle mode, he has loads of options for little Titan Masters climbing aboard, helming weapons.

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Hardhead is just such a fun Transformers toy to play with, with plenty of options for fan modes including a 4 legged mech or 2 legged Diaclone style battle suit. Hardhead is fun to pose and has loads of options for how to display the little titan masters. My favourite so far is the Space Jockey Mode from Alien. Plus if you put a green KO Megatron head on him, he looks pretty sweet.

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3. TITANS RETURN CEREBROS (the head of Fortress Maximus)

Fortress Maximus arrived before his other headmaster buddies, so I’ve had him the longest. I bought him as I’ve always wanted a Fortress Maximus, and the Titans Return version is much more affordable then the vintage or reissue Fort Max’s.  As cool as he is, I was pleasantly surprised by how nice Cerebros is. He’s a very nice desk-bot!

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Two dudes, who turns into bigger dudes, who turns into bigger dudes

His transformation is simple, clean and fun. His colors and head look cool, even if they are very different to the cartoon character. Overall he is just a great Retro-looking, feeling and transforming bot. He’s been on my PC desk for a while now with other headmasters, and he’s even staring at me with a stoic expression as I write this post.

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Titans Astro is not quite G1 Astro, not toy or toon, he is his own kind of thing.  A fresh new take on an old favourite. Amid the cries of “he’s too this” and “NOT ENOUGH OF THAT YOU CHEAP BASTARDS!!!” – it is easy to miss how great a toy he is.

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To look at him for what he is, rather than what he is not is to see a really well designed toy, with fun alt modes, and fun transformations between those modes. He is by far my favourite toy of the line so far. I also have Sentinel Prime, and enjoy that toy a lot too. They both have loads of cool poses, places to attach weapons and accessories (like the titan master mini vehicles) and Astro looks good with a good range of different heads.

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Astro Train has been my favourite character to play the head swap game with, he looks good with Galvatron’s head and my favourite head swap so far is Cerebros, with the grey and black head matching Astro’s colors nicely. It’s a bit of robot cosplay, or a new character altogether if you fancy a repaint, a head swap and bit of imagined fiction.



I wanted to put AstroTrain at number one this list, he’s my favourite by far out of the line for so many reasons, particularly his very fun transformations. However Blaster wins out partly for sentimental reasons (I like him way more as a character over Astro) and partly because I really wanted a Marvel Comics style Blaster, in a modern style, with the bulk and size of the Generation One toy. Titans Return Blaster is all of those things. Fun to pose, a great looking toy, cool transformations, and an updated boombox mode that makes those Device Label and Fall of Cybertron Blaster toys look even more silly. Titans Blaster is cool, and he knows it. He’s got style, class and attitude. What is not to love?

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Generation One Blaster has the same simple transformation as Soundwave. It’s simple fun and intuitive. Personally I’m a big fan of simple transformations, rather than needlessly complicated – these are kids toys after all – not rubiks cubes. Then again, some fans enjoy more complex transformations, no doubt people who may enjoy slide puzzles or the dreaded rubiks cubes (I hate both of those things), and Titans Return Blaster has enough complexity to satisfy that crowd, while still simple enough that once you learn how to switch between Bot, Base and Boom-box, it’s still fun and challenging without being a headache.

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Blaster is now a triple changer, along with many other Voyager and Leader class figures in the Titans Return line. The base mode is a fun battle station, or in my mind, a night club with upper floor, the little Titan Masters enjoying the groove and phat beats. The base mode configuration is already proving popular with various fan modes popping up online.

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As fun as it is seeing Blaster fighting Soundwave in the cartoon, I like the idea of a music based battle in  a nightclub even more. So much so that I turned a bit of one of my favourite G1 episodes where Starscream and Soundwave run a nightclub into a 12 page parody comic (I’ll post the full 12 pages in another blog soon). Click on the below image to see it at full size.

Sound-Dave vs the OughtNOT-Obots by Batfan John [click to see full size image]


Titans Blaster has a great overall aesthetic to him. He’s big and blocky like his G1 brother, he’s got nice modern articulation, and best of all he looks the shit. He’s stylish, has his own look that just can’t be beat, and is all around one classy Bot.

Check out the pics below to see him with my KFC Mirrorverse Transistor, Generation One Blaster and FOC / WFC Blaster. I think he fits in great with a Titans Return collection, a classics collection or just as a cool stand alone figure. He’s in that great place where he just works in almost any type of collection.

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Leader class figures are obviously more expensive than Voyager and Deluxe figures. For the price you want something a bit MORE. Not all figures manage it, some are still a bit crap even at the higher price point. But Titans Return Blaster feels nice and solid, his joints are lovely, there is a sense that you are getting a classy looking figure that compares favorably to upmarket expensive toys, but still with the play value of the cheaper toys, toys that look great but you can also play with without fear of breaking them.

T.R. Blaster ticks all the right boxes for me. KFC Blaster is gorgeous, but I don’t transform him simply because I don’t want him to break, and value him as more of an action figure than Transformer. WFC Blaster is kind of fragile too, and his chest gimmick thing constantly jams. T.R. Blaster however I can’t wait to Transform repeatedly and take some silly photos with like this Chthulu inspired Blaster pic below.

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The single feature that at first put me off the most Titans Return Blaster was the big mask over his head, along with being a Headmaster rather than just a regular robot. but the mask/helmet came to be the feature I now love the most.

The mask face is more like the Marvel Comics versions of Blaster than the G1 toon Blaster. Having just read the entire Marvel US Transformers run for the first time this year, I can say that I loved reading those comics, and one of the best stories in the entire run, was Blaster on Cybertron, as a pseudo-leader, soldier and with a very different characterization than the cartoon.

The US Marvel Comics Transformers issue #17 was a very dramatic action packed issue written by Bob Budiansky (who also wrote character profiles for toy boxes and created many names for the original G1 characters along with comic legend Denny ‘O Neil). Bob did not watch the cartoon, and was free to make up his own interpretation of the characters, personalities and stories within certain limits, such as the initial loose ideas and character bios written down  and shared between Hasbro / Marvel / Sunbow.

I love vanilla G1 Blaster just fine, and this new Titans Return version appeals to me as the Marvel version of Blaster, that is who he is to me. It’s cool to have a G1 Ultra Magnus, and IDW (Combiner Wars) style Magnus AND a movie style MP Ultra Magnus. As fans we can enjoy any or all of those interpretations of our favourite classic characters. It’s great to have options to choose between for different toy representations of character we love – or we can choose to buy them all.

Titans Blaster is a nice mix of the G1 toy, the cartoon model and the Marvel Comics version.

In this image below you can see Blaster’s face as he appeared in the G1 show and 1986 movie.

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Here is KFC Transistor, a third party MP style Blaster that has the white face of the cartoon model, but with the helmet and yellow eyes of the toy version.

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The Generation One toy has yellow eyes, pointy Prime-like antenna ears, and a silver helmet/visor that sits over the top half of his face.


Marvel Comics Blaster has a yellow face, and full red helmet and visor with blue overlay on top of presumably his eyes and the top half of his face, and longer antenna ears, but with the slight curve on the end of the antenna’s like the cartoon model. Or maybe the visor is meant to be clear and blue is the glow of his eyes underneath. Hard to tell with the simple color palette of 80’s newsprint comics.

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The Titans Return version has a mix of these elements. The cartoon style ears which bend outward at the tip, the silver top half mask like the toy, a full visor overlay like the Marvel Comics version, and silver (or white) face under the helmet. All together it gives Blaster a cool unique look that faithfully blends previous different versions into a cohesive whole that works.


Here’s a final face comparison with Titans Blaster, KFC Blaster, Generation One Blaster and the cartoon Blaster, all of which I dig, as Blaster is my all time favourite dude along with Prime, Grimlock, Shockwave and Soundwave.

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Thank to TFW2005.com for the base mode pic.You can find their full HD gallery of photos here