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IRON ASS Iron Hide – The Old War Horse – Prime’s Right Hand Bot

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NAME: Ironhide

FACTION: Autobots

QUOTE: “Let’s go already Prime, when are we going to start busting Deceptichops?”

Iron ass Ironhide, the old war dog, the good old Bot, mentor, soldier, friend to all Autobots.

Old ‘Iron Ass’ Ironhide is one tough customer. As Prime’s right hand hand Bot, he’s the go to guy for training new recruits during war time, and a square shoulder to lean on for practical advise in times of crisis.

Ironhide is like the elder brother and mentor to many of the younger Autobots. His hackneyed expressions and battle worn scars, his impatience for actions over words and “never say die” attitude earn him instant respect from all Autobots. Even if his brothers love to make fun of the “old timer” to his face, it’s out of appreciation and love for their elder.

Ironhide is one of the oldest and crankiest soldiers in the Autobot family, seemingly as old as time itself and crankier than a Sharkticon at feeding time. Ironhide always has Prime’s back, and supports the Autobots as a loyal soldier, even when he disagrees with Primes orders or the direction of his brothers.

The first Bot on the battlefield, and the last to leave it – Ironhide is the soldier that all Autobots aspire to be like, or would hope to have at their side, or in command of their unit. Ironhide has seen more dead Cybertronians and and saved more sparks than any Autobot can ever remember.

While seemingly average in intelligence, strength and skill, his combat experience is unparalleled. Ironhide could win most small battles by himself while powering down or about to go into Stasis Lock… with one arm riveted behind his back, and he’d be happy to do it, just as likely to complain his enemies audio sensors into submission as beat them with his bare hands.

A combat veteran who is just as capable in charge of a large or small group of Autobots – Ironhide is at his best when calling the shots as one of Prime’s lieutenants, but even Prime knows to ask advice of old Iron Ass Ironhide in a tricky situation.

“I’m itching to kick some decepticon butt, kick some cans, come on Prime! Let’s go already”

ironhide-transformers-kick ass art by Livio Ramondelli

IMAGE CREDITS:

“Old Man Ironhide” (first image) art pencilled by Guido and colored by Ha-Hee Prime

“Old War Dog” (second image) pencils by Livio Ramondelli

32 Years of Transformers and Still Going Strong

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I started watching Transformers when I was around 5 years old in 1985. I don’t particularly remember watching the show at that age but between the ages of 5-15, Transformers – the original G1 cartoon – was playing somewhere… or more like everywhere, all the time.

In constant reruns, in syndication that outlasted whatever popularity the first release of toys sparked.

The Transformers cartoon was always in the background of my life along with Ninja Turtles, Batman, and all the popular things that kids loved. When Beast Wars came along I didn’t really care for it, and just kept watching the G1 reruns. I loved the show. By age 15 I had seen every network screened episode in New Zealand several times.

When the animated film arrived in 1986, I didn’t see it until it was released for rental on VHS. Watching that gorgeously animated film with subperb voice acting, higher frame counts and a sweet soundtrack  was like five birthdays and Christmases all at once.

Like other perennial favourites Batman and the Ninja Turtles, I’ve never known a world without Transformers, they’ve just always kind of “been there”.
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I never owned many Transformers when I was a kid just a handful of random toys. G1 Blaster, Beachcomber, Blot, the Protectobot car police guy I can never remember the name of (who looks way better in his Combiner Wars version). And my all time favourite Transformers toy – Doublecross, an Autobot Monsterbot who transformed from a cool looking robot into an even cooler looking two headed dragon.

Doublecross is still my single favourite toy to this day. Not just my favourite Transformer toy, my favouite toy, period. Followed in second (or maybe equal) place by Generation 1 Blaster. Both toys are fantastic molds, I still have them and they transform perfectly, the quality of them is amazing. Both toys were given to me by my deceased Grandfather. I can’t pick up Doublecross or Blaster without being amazed at how cool and brilliant they are every single time I pick them up. I love the Transformation, the colors, the character that these toys have even without any fiction.

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I can’t pick them up Doublecross or Blaster without thinking of my grandfather, and the love and gratitude I have for him for being such a cool and loving guy who bought me Transformers, who bought me Archie Ninja Turtle comics, who spent time with me and who took me to the bakery sometimes on Sundays, where we would get big delicious oversized cinnamon biscuits with pink icing.

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So I loved the G1 show, and watched the endless reruns. But I never had more than a couple of toys, and those full color fold out catalogs, that had me salivating at all the amazing toys I craved, but sadly would never own. Well as far as my little kid self knew anyhow.

Fast forward to age 12 or so, and I became friends with a dude who had some really cool toys. Including a good number of well played with Generation 1  Transformers, and some Generation 2 redecos (recolors of old toys).

For whatever reason, he brought them over to my house, kind of let me borrow them, and kind of left them there and never asked for anything in return. It was really odd, and to this day I can’t figure out why he never wanted them back. Maybe he was bored of them or just saw how madly passionately I loved those toys.

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Among the rabble that got repeatedly left at my house included two G1 Primes – no trailer, just the bot that was reissued many times with the usual rubber wheels that fell off or broke (strangely the rubber tyres on 20+ year old Beachcomber are near perfect, what’s that about?) A mostly complete G1 Ultra Magnus – with trailer, missiles, the white prime convoy and the clip on armor mode head, the nice shiny metallic face – not the rubbish blank UK style one that made him look like a zombie.

Scourge (the blue sweep dude from the movie with the Fu-Manchu mustache)….. and the rest of this bloody munch bunch…

Two autobot triple changers, some constructicons, combaticons, aerialbots, two headmasters (no heads OF COURSE!), Insecticons, G2 Sideswipe, two Predacons, Twintwist, the odd one with the helicopter / car that joins together and flips up. Plus those little tiny car guys like Bumblebee (in a lovely Gold redeco), Pipes and Wheelie.

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I had these toys from about age 13 up until my late 20’s. Then I sold most of them to another fan, it wasn’t easy to do. To go from around 5 toys to this  lot was like Transformers mecca to my younger self. To buy those even second hand then would have cost more than a years worth of pocket money ($5 a week back then, which I worked for, it wasn’t free!)

I kept the ones I really liked, but I was moving and they took up space and I probably would have given them away. The dude I contacted through a video game fan message board (HYPER forums, for your Aussie’s out there) insisted on giving me something for them other than postage – and he was super happy when he got them, having never owned any Generation 1 era Transformer toys at all. I never felt comfortable taking money for them, as I had gotten them for free.

But over 15 years had gone by, my friend had move away, and I moved to Australia to live, so I figure he was not coming back for them at this point. For whatever reason he left / gave them to me I am very grateful to him to this day.

I sold all of them except Ultra Magnus, who had disappeared years before, and I have no memory of what happened to him, but man do I wish I still had that toy. Best guess is I traded him to a friend or something. In a way it was nice, as the toys I no longer wanted went to a new home and got to be appreciated by someone who was really into them.

I kept my G1 Blaster – which I still love as a toy design, for the cool character, the transformation, and because my grandfather gave it to me, I will never part with it.

I kept G1 Soundwave, and all the autobot/decepticon cassettes my friend had given me but sold the second Soundwave I had with one of the cassette doubles. Kept G2 diecast Lambor/Sideswipe- he was not going anywhere, and it was painful to sell those two Predacons, but I had no way to get any more of them, and I really wanted Predaking but it was not going to happen. This was before ebay was crazy with Transformers, and now you can find loads of message boards to buy old toys from collectors easily. and then I lived in East Victoria, rural, not near any cities, swap meets, markets etc for old collectibles.

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Oh and I kept G1 Sandstorm, the only triple changer I had ever seen or held – well other than the dopey Autobot aircraft carrier one I sold, who barely transforms into anything other than from a beige brick… into a slightly different looking beige brick.

But the rest I sold. Two headmasters with no heads, 3 Insecticons, but two of them were the same. Pipes, some other little cars, two Wheelies with no window piece on top. Gold chromed Bumblebee.

Some G2 coloured Combaticons, Constructicons and Aerialbots, Blot, because he was well.. boring, Twintwist – who still worked just fine, and that car/helicopter gimmick toy that combined two vehicles into one robot.

Oh and that HORRIBLE Diaclone toy that made it into the Transformers toys, Slapdash or something. I could look it up easily but I’m not going to – I hate that stupid toy. It’s the horrible red car thing with gangly black legs and yellow feet in in the bottom right of the image below.

I’d feel sorry for him if he weren’t so…crap.

It’s like he’s heard of this idea of fun, back on Cybertron and tried his best but something went wrong along the way. When me made it to earth all fun went out the window as he stunk up the place. He doesn’t work as a car – assuming it is a car, I honestly don’t know what it is meant to be, but it does have wheels – he doesn’t work as a robot (assuming it is a robot) – he doesn’t work as a toy. He’s just stupid. I feel sorry for any kid that got him as a gift and had to try and pretend it was fun. He’s less fun than an actual Pretender.

Scourge was a nice toy, really well designed and I liked him. But I had no connection to the character and figured hey, let someone else enjoy him. And he was in great play-worthy condition, still transformed perfectly, no broken bits or anything, just some sticker wear and the usual grime that gives well loved toys that pre-played look.

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I sold all these toys for the princely sum or around $30 Australian, and wondered if I was being greedy selling them at that price. These were old beat up toys all loose in well worn condition, they all transformed fine and were perfectly playable. I didn’t have any Gestalt connector pieces or accessories for the Aerialbots, Constructicons or Combaticons, if I had been able to make them into a Gestalt of any sort, I would have kept them for sure. But I hated the G2 colors at the time. Those colors have sine grown on my and I find myself craving a piece of juicy delicious Combiner Wars Fruiticus.

When I sold this rabble it was before the live action movies came around, and before ebay prices for Transformers went absolutely bananas with collectors driving prices up by being well… collectors and hoarders in my opinion. I’ve always liked Transformers as toys to play with and have fun, I’m not a collector at all. I just love the toys. I don’t ever buy anything to re-sell and nothing stays in a box. I don’t care about the VALUE of any toy, ever. It only needs to satisfy two criteria for me (1) Does it looks cool (2) Do I like it enough to pay the asking price. All other considerations are irrelevant.

 

YOU’VE GOT THE TOUCH… YOU’VE GOT THE POWER!

Looking back on my early years as a rabid fan of the cartoon (as all my friends were when I was a kid) and then seeing that passion stay with me unsurprisingly until I’m an adult, and meeting other people who are as crazy about Transformers as I am, I wonder what inspires that passion and dedication?

Why does Transformers inspire such passion and devotion (and madness and hostility) from its fans? Why do so many people obsess over collecting the toys, endlessly debate every minor difference of every toy variant that comes along, argue about Megatron’s facial expressions, Overlord’s LIPS for fucks sake  (I’m not joking on that one)- why do people love the comics, the animation or the live action Bayhem movies? I don’t know.

But for better or worse I’m one of them. Well I obsess over the toys, comics, games and animation, the same way I obsess about Batman and Ninja Turtles. The ‘Bayhem’ movies I can do without thanks. I gave them a chance, they started off a little bit entertaining with a lot of flaws, and then proceeded to not so much go downhill as fall into a gaping chasm avalance of:  “WHHHHHYYYYY!!!”

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While I respect people who collect in different ways, and have known friends who do that sort of thing, the MISB collectors, that hunt ebay, flea markets, comic book shops, buy from private collectors and travel to Japan to find sealed Transformers and Diaclone stuff collectors.

You know “collectors” collectors, the guys who would seal the real life Dr Who and Xena in a mylar pouch like that Halloween episode on The Simpsons – while I respect these types of collectors and their endless dedication, and the fantastic photos and sharing that allows other hobbyists to learn about this history of this hobby, toys and media – that sort of thing never made any sense to me. Nobody ever designed a Transformer toy as a commodity to be traded in the future, or locked away from sunlight, never to be played with.

The point of any toy to me is to be played with. So I open new boxes of toys right away, usually throwing the box in the rubbish. I think collecting something, keeping it pristine in the hope of on-selling it one day is kind of selfish. I’m incapable of being that type of “Collector”. It’s appealing to me as collecting diseases. I’m here to ENJOY the hell out of everything, not seal it away. However I like that there are those who whether on purpose or by accident, have kept things in such pristine condition, that they (the toys)are old enough and significant enough to quality as cultural artifacts – well at least to nerds anyhow.

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It also potentially means someone who wanted to enjoy that toy missed out on it, and if the point is to resell the thing, why not just invest in actual you know, like real world investments? Which have a much better return, in a shorter period of time than buying some toy or comic or trading card, holding on to it for 30+ years and maybe reselling it for more than you paid for it.

I mean no disrespect to anyone, but when someone mistakes me for that type of collector, I feel a little bit insulted. I’m a toy enthusiast, I’m not interested in running a toy or comic or card mausoleum. So if you are that type of collector, please don’t take offense, I have nothing against you, I’m just making a distinction that type of collecting doesn’t appeal to me personally. I look forward to the day when I’m retired and I give away my entire collections of toys and comics. I would NEVER sell them.

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A crypt for toys? No thanks, they go on my bookshelf, on top of my printer and computer desk, anywhere I can put them really. And I’m more likely to give something away than sell it, as I have done every time I’ve moved over the years. Last time I moved I think I gave away several hundred dollars worth of Marvel hardcover trades. Some with the Punisher even, and he is like my favourite dude next to Batman. I guess I have sold the odd thing here and there (like that munch bunch back up earlier in the article) but mostly I just give shit away as its easier, less of a hassle, and IT FEELS GOOD. Especially to give stuff to a kid who may not have much, and maybe pass on some of that fun I had with said toys.

What I do know is that Transformers is a property that seems to inspire rabid devotion from its fans. I don’t understand it all, I’m just saying it’s a thing that is very noticeable. There are many fandoms, and many types of fan. But certain things attract a kind of hardcore audience that just goes beyond other stuff. Your Batman, Beatles, KISS, Transformers type of fan. Your FANATICS. Your Toy Whisperers and eccentrics and kooky weirdos that haunt those Saturday morning flea markets who seemed to have escaped from another century and often are lacking in personal grooming habits.

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Transformers fans, like Batman fans tend to be hardcore and in different camps. Some love just Generation 1, some are Masterpiece collectors, some love collecting CHUG toys, (Classics, Henkei, Universe, Generations) some are just live action movie fans, – (I feel sick even typing that), but to each their own.

Some are fans mainly of the Marvel comics, or the IDW comics. And many (fuck it, no ALL OF THEM) love to argue about which is the true and the good, the best, the most accurate of the Transformers in any media. They’ll start politely, but any hardcore fan won’t take much to digress into frothing at the mouth while talking about the precise angle that Megatron’s head should be in relation to his legs and torso and eyes and lips and feet and oh jesus, shut up! Nobody cares! I find the over fetishization of the EXACT “correct” look of any given character in toy, cartoon or comics a bit disturbing.

 

COME WITH ME AND YOU’LL BE… IN A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION

 

Transformer toys are more than just simple lumps of molded plastic, pins and screws or the odd bit of die cast metal and ball jointed limb. The toys represent characters and ideas. They have successfully made the perilous journey from the realm of pure imagination into our flesh and blood and bolts world – a real physical thing.

Not all ideas last, but for whatever reason the idea of Transformers is strong and popular, and shows no signs of going away. Despite over 30 years of endless toy lines, propped up like the Ninja Turtles or Power Rangers with regular new TV shows, live action movies ever now and then to bring in new fans, Transformers won’t die, it seemingly just keeps going. New mass media products get the attention of the public consciousness who unknowingly subsidize  niche nerd interests, and new shows and movies means new toy lines – for better or worse. I’M ALL FOR IT AND ALL IN!

I’ll have more to ramble on about in my next posts where I’ll delve into the dark and deviant world of KO’s (Bootleg Toys) and illicit salacious 3rd Party Products. But for now here’s a few cool pics of recent toys I’ve been getting into. Some old, some new, ALL AWESOME!

 

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ROLL CREDITS: Thanks to Seibertron.com and TFW.com for their respective images

 

Blaster – Cool as Ice and Ready to Rock ‘n Roll

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One of my all time favourite Transformers (Blaster) is being released this year in a shiny new Headmaster version as part of the Titans Return toy line.

I was kind of weighing up whether to get it or not, but man it’s fucking Blaster!

YEAH I’m getting it. Decision made.

I’ve had a G1 Blaster for a while, I’d say 25 years at least. Don’t remember exactly when I got it. My grandfather gave it to me, and I’m pretty sure it was second hand then, as it was missing some bits and was loose, with no box. For whatever reason, I love the chunky G1 aesthetic. Metroplex, Blaster, Soundwave, I just adore their toy designs, the characters and the character art. Loved them then, and now, my taste in robots has never really changed.

 

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For some people those collections of squares and rectangles are a bit of an eyesore. I get it. Some people love nice curves like Galvatron, Cyclonus or Arcee. Some folks like super-duper-sexy robots or mecha like Gundam, Robotech, Neon Genesis Evangelion or Virtual On type designs. Or even just other modern Transformer toy designs. I admire all those designs too, but I LOVE my old school Transformers – big ‘n burly boxy weirdos that they are.

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As far as robot designs go, I love big, blocky and brawny. The wrestler look, no neck, all muscle baby. That I grew up a skinny underweight weak kid certainly plays a part in it.

It’s part of the same appeal when you watch Ah-Nold films, you see a big tree of a man and want to grow big and strong too.

 

TRANSFORMERS ARE CRAP MATE!

Some people feel like Blaster is  a crap character and a crap toy. But not me.

I think G1 Blaster was a decent toy design back when it was released, and it’s a decent toy design now. My old one still transforms perfectly. LOVE the aesthetic. It stands up, the limbs work fine, nothing has ever broken or fallen off in all those years. He’s been transformed literally hundred of times.

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When I spotted a more complete, better condition Blaster on ebay last year going dirt cheap, I grabbed it right away. Now I had a Blaster with the handle on top in boom box mode, his ears antennas were longer (I never noticed they were half snapped off, I’d never seen another one before) and he was bit a brighter, having not absorbed as much sunlight as my old one.

Ebay Blaster sits proudly on top of the closet, next to my other old timey Blaster. I’ve never owned two of the same Transformer toy before, (in this scale) having him in both modes at the same time is really cool, and still a novelty and total luxury to me.

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We grew up pretty poor, so I never had more than 3-4 Transformers when I was a kid, and all but two of them were really boring ones I didn’t care for.

The best two I had as a kid were Blaster and Doublecross (a two headed dragon monsterbot) and both of those came from my Grandfather, except Doublecross I actually chose myself in the shop, he came with the box, the weird red piece of plastic for “tech specs”, instructions and everything. It’s still my number one favourite Transformer toy, and favourite toy, period. Well I also had Beachcomber, he’s tiny, but very cool. Still have him too.

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WHAT’S OLD IS NEW AGAIN

I’ve bought new Transformers, and toys made from the most recent decade of toy lines that were falling apart either in the packet, or bits fell off after you opened it, and to me there is a BIG difference in quality from the G1 and G2 toys, to the modern day toys.

The G1 toys were strong toys, they lasted, they stood up to being played with. They rarely broke, with rare exception. Modern Transformer toys tend to be made of thinner plastic, they don’t hold together so well, bits fall off, all too often the limbs are hollow, their joints go loose and floppy in under a year of play, rather than taking a decade or more to get loose as a goose.

Some people write this off as nostalgia.

I tend to go more with “observable reality” that anyone can test for themselves by comparing toys from different lines, and seeing the difference in build quality first hand. Modern Transformer toy  by and large have more and more cost cutting measures applied, leaving them feeling cheap and hollow. Not every toy and not every toy line suffers so much from this, but it is distinct trend that any long term fan has noticed over the years.

Sometimes I see comments online such as “But modern Transformers have so much better articulation, sculpting, yadda yadda yadda, they’re better” and I think, sure they have those things, but a decently sculpted toy can ALSO have good quality joints, plastic and other things that made those G1 toys last build-wise.

The truth is that Transformers are TOYS, not models or die-cast or whatever, they are toys made for kids. That sell (relatively) cheaply in chain stores around the world. So there is always going to be an element of cheapness to them.

 

DESTROY ALL ROBOT DESIGNS

Nothing beats quality, great toy design, and cool art design.
I’ll be happy to pick up a Titans Return Blaster and most likely KFC Transistor/Blaster at some point too.

Coolest most laid back bot in the galaxy if you ask me… well next to Beachcomber.

As far as robot designs go, I love big, blocky and brawny. The wrestler look, no neck, all muscle baby. Check out Metroplex, Soundwave, Blaster and Overlord in the picture below, you can see the toy on top and art based on the toy underneath. Love those chunkimus proportions. Arr-ARGG-AHH!

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Your contestants ladies and gentlemen, for the the 2016 SUMO ROBOTO TOURNAMENT

 

I’ve got nothing against other types of  robot designs, but the big Gladiator / Titan look just excites me. It’s the same basic appeal to those old Godzilla movies, where Godzilla would fight MechaGodzilla or some other monster of the week, just two giant bad asses knocking seven shades of shit out of each other. Who doesn’t want to watch that?

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Godzilla vs King Kong? Nope – Trypticon vs Metroplex

 

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JAN! KEN! PO! – Best of 3!

 

So yeah, I love the big ‘n boxy look. And Blaster pulls that look off perfectly.

Blaster also received a Generation 2 fresh coat of paint and was re-released as the toy Twincast. I didn’t care for that color at first, but seeing more pictures of it recently – it has really grown on me, and I would like to pick one up at some point. Being an exclusive Japanese release, it is of course silly expensive to buy.

But there have been various reissues of the toy over the years… also silly expensive to buy.

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Can you hear us, pump-ing on your stereo oh!

While there is not yet an official MasterPiece Blaster by Takara/Hasbro, there have been three unofficial MasterPiece Blaster toys by Keith’s Fantasy Club (KFC).

Well more like three variants and one mould to rule them all.

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He’s bad, he’s cool, he’s nobodies fool!

KFC’s Blaster is called “Transistor”. It is a damn sexy toy, and while I don’t own any of them, I am determined to pick up at least one of them.

KFC have made the regular G1 RED/YELLOW/GREY colored Blaster, his Generation 2 toy (and cartoon) variant Twincast in primary BLUE/YELLOW/GREY and another really cool variant. an evil Mirrorverse Blaster in GREY/BLACK/BLUE.

All three are fantastic looking highly detailed toys, and super-duper expensive, as most 3rd Party limited production run Unofficial Transformers toys tend to be.

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He may be Blue, but he’s smiling on the inside baby
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Wonder Twins Activate! Form of… Empty Wallet. Shape of…Toy Induced Bankruptcy

 

So I look forward to picking up Titans Return Blaster this year, and hopefully a KFC Transistor, maybe that cool evil version, just for something different.

No doubt I’lll have more to say about one of all time favourite TOP 5 Transformers character/toy and  you’re gonna hear it right here on this fan-gushy blog.

Next I’ll be looking at some G1 era box art, vs the animation models vs the toys, and seeing where they differ or are similar.

Stay tuned Bot fans!

**Thank to TFW2005 and Brr Icy’s blog for some of the excellent toy photos used for reference in this post. Images remain property of their respective owners.**

You can find Brr Icy’s fantastic blog at http://brr-icy.blogspot.com.au/